Over the summer, the Seattle Center began spamming my inbox with event notices, even though I've never lived in Seattle.

I have, however, lived in three of America's five most stressful cities.

I've tried to unsubscribe repeatedly.

system overload!

Project Runway Philippines is amazing…ly gay. The mentor is literally a Filipino Tim Gunn.

wiki:

The remaining designers were tasked to create resort wear using the color palette of Nesvita Cereal Milk Drink.

Adam Riff™ favourite Wu Jing co-directed his latest flick, Legendary Assassin.

The executive producer's name is Paco Wong.

For Spanish 3 class, I chose the pseudonym Hugo (inspired by Disney's The Hunchback of Notre Dame), forgetting that in Spanish, Hs are silent.

Instead of "hue-go," which sounds classy, I was referred to as "oo-go," and sometimes "oogo de naranja."

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