41. Kenny gets his groove back (Eastbound and Down, S04E02)
Honourable Mention
- Treehouse of Horror XXIV Couch Gag by Guillermo del Toro (The Simpsons, S25E02)
- Bob and Linda go trick-or-treating (Bob's Burgers, S04E02)
- "Born to Be Wild" three-point limo turn (Hello Ladies, S01E02)
- Caleb's move (Survivor, S27E04)
- Mac's fantasy (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S09E06)
- Charlie's fantasy (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S09E06)
- "Make You Feel My Love" (Glee, S05E03)
Stray Observations
- "The Cauliflower's Cuming From Inside The House Burger." (Bob's Burgers, S04E02)
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"You don't have to be good, you just have to be fast."
"Why can't all women want that?" (Bob's Burgers, S04E02) - "I'M NOT BOB FOSSE!" (Bob's Burgers, S04E02)
- "The rage you feel, it's a gift. Use it, but don't let anyone see it." (Boardwalk Empire, S04E05)
- Frank! (Boardwalk Empire, S04E05)
- Clayton! (Boardwalk Empire, S04E05)
- Eddie! (Boardwalk Empire, S04E05)
- "The days of Kenny Powers turning out lesbians are fuckin' behind him." (Eastbound and Down, S04E02)
- "Four Mexican kids is equal to two white kids." (Eastbound and Down, S04E02)
- "No slices for wife." (Eastbound and Down, S04E02)
- "If we do this, it's gonna take a ton of blood, sugar, sex, and magic." (Eastbound and Down, S04E02)
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"You love jazz? Name three key jazz musicians."
[pause]
"Miles Davis."
"Number one, yup."
"Lance Armstrong."
"The trumpet player, Lance Armstrong?"
"Yes."
"Okay, and number three?"
"…The Loneliest Monk." (Hello Ladies, S01E02) - "Yo! Chinese Precious!" (China, IL, S02E03)
- "C'mon, guys. Don't be turds out of water." (China, IL, S02E03)
- "You and Carabas are just like Dumbledore and Gandalf – first you wanna fight, but pretty soon, you're gonna wanna screw." (China, IL, S02E03)
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"You invented the Boston Tea Party?"
"At the time it was referred to as the Destruction of the Tea. You've coined a far more…festive name." (Sleepy Hollow, S01E04) - "And fewer GCSEs than a Premier League football team." (Bad Education, S02E06)
(Bad Education, S02E06)
- "So, um, how often do you groom your cat?" (New Girl, S03E04)
- "I really like the instrument of the cello." (New Girl, S03E04)
- "No fear! Monday! Tuesday! Wednesday! Friday! Full wheel, bitches!" (New Girl, S03E04)
- Abe Sapien just masturbated to Hellboy having sex (Sons of Anarchy, S06E05)
- RT: "Throwing in exciting endings after boring me the whole episode? Congrats #SOA, you now operate on the same level as #TheWalkingDead." (Sons of Anarchy, S06E05)
- "My mama lives down in the ninth ward."(American Horror Story, S03E01)
- What a terribly niche witch power (American Horror Story, S03E01)
- Gratuitous shot of Precious sneak-eating a drumstick (American Horror Story, S03E01)
- Albert Nobbs – bwah! (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S09E06)
- "Definitely not like a biiiiird." (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S09E06)
- Dee dies in three of the five fantasies (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, S09E06)
- "It's not Bowschwitz." (The League, S05E06)
- Marshall Allman – eternally young (Filthy Sexy Teens, S01E01)
(The Eric Andre Show, S02E02)
(The Eric Andre Show, S02E02)
(The Eric Andre Show, S02E02)
- Is that really Brian McKnight? He looks ollld (The Eric Andre Show, S02E02)
- "Whip it like a man!" (MasterChef Junior, S01E03)
- Aaand less than 24 hours later, Brian McKnight is back on television (Shark Tank, S05E04)