24. Blood on the dance floor (Penny Dreadful, S02E06)
Honourable Mention
- R-Truth thinks he's in Money In The Bank (WWE Raw, 06-08-15)
- A corpse flayed and folded into something resembling a human heart unfolds itself and reforms as a half man, half stag, with hooves and antlers (Hannibal, S03E02)
Stray Observations
- Giant burrito (Cutthroat Kitchen, S08E04)
- "Anal dilation aside, what do you think of our case?" (Silicon Valley, S02E09)
- ♫: Art of Noise – "Close (to the Edit)" (Halt and Catch Fire, S02E02)
- Every nickname assigned to Jonah (Veep, S04E09)
- "My college friends called me 'Tall McCartney.'" (Veep, S04E09)
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"I was getting some medicine."
"What kind of medicine?"
"It's…knee medicine."
"Knee…medicine."
"I have problems with my left knee. It hurts when I crouch."
"What was the name of the medicine?"
"Umm, I want to say, it's called, uhh,…Crouch Cream." (Veep, S04E09) - "Girls won't fuck you if you're not a feminist." (China, IL, S03E09)
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"How was your weekend?"
"Great. So great, man. I got a lot out of my system – namely, semen." (China, IL, S03E09) - Hulk Hogan eating Julia Roberts' pube (China, IL, S03E09)
- "…now that the love of my life is gonna shoot out of the dean's ass in a few hours." (China, IL, S03E09)
- Canned corn in a dessert (MasterChef, S06E05)
- "Your grits give me the shits." (MasterChef, S06E05)
- "God can't save any of us because it's inelegant. Elegance is more important than suffering. That's his design." (Hannibal, S03E02)
- "A valentine written on a broken man." (Hannibal, S03E02)
- I keep thinking Ben Feldman is Thomas Ian Nicholas (Childrens Hospital, S06E13)
- Helena as Alison (Orphan Black, S03E09)
- Castor is Leda! Leda is Castor! Castor is a woman! (Orphan Black, S03E09)
- "Nice is for cowards and Democrats." (Orange Is the New Black, S03E02)