5. It Follows (Search Party, S04E07)

Stray Observations

• "Okay, now what am I gonna do for half an hour?"
  "Well, there's a sex museum right over there." (Search Party, S04E07)
• ♫: French 79 – "The Remedy" (Search Party, S04E07)
• ♫: French 79 – "Quartz" (Search Party, S04E07)
• R.L. Stine (Search Party, S04E08)
• "I'm not some evil mastermind, okay? I'm just wealthy and inbred. Oh, I'm inbred, by the way. It's official." (Search Party, S04E09)

Elliott's memorial fit (Search Party, S04E10)

• "Lunch and shrooms." (Search Party, S04E10)
• "Drew, open the box."
  "No, no!"
  "Drew, open the box, please!"
  "No, I open every box!"
  "I'm gay!" (Search Party, S04E10)
• "No, we can't throw away our dead friend's hair."
  "Let's donate it, you guys, let's donate it!"
  "To whom?"
  "To a community theater!" (Search Party, S04E10)
• Search Party Season Grade: C
• "Asian men are having a moment. Parasite, K-pop, Bruno Mars, maybe." (Mr. Mayor, S01E05)
• "No rules is chaos. That's why I hate Outback Steakhouse." (Mr. Mayor, S01E05)
• "I did the math, which only I can say 'cause racism…" (Mr. Mayor, S01E05)
• "For the over-60 body, there is no working out. There is only preservation. Eating antioxidant-rich Himalayan nut butters, soaking in a cold pool at your local Y-They-CA, taking NCIS-brand glucosamine gummies."
  "How are you supposed to tell it's shaped like Mark Harmon? He's not specific enough." (Mr. Mayor, S01E05)
• "Why is my voice deeper?" (Mr. Mayor, S01E05)
• "We'll just say you're doing something with the troops. It's like a period; it gets you out of anything." (Mr. Mayor, S01E05)
• "Do not chew. Let Michael Weatherly dissolve." (Mr. Mayor, S01E05)
• "And the insurance company won't pay for my vaginal mesh because I'm a boy! But that's just what they call it! No foolin', mesh is mesh!" (Mr. Mayor, S01E05)
• "Oh, pee pee concussion!" (Mr. Mayor, S01E05)
• "I broke my penis at Dodger Stadium!" (Mr. Mayor, S01E05)
• Jimmy learned the card trick (WandaVision, S01E04)
• "I'm a chemical engineer."
  "No one cares." (WandaVision, S01E04)
• "So you're saying the universe created a sitcom starring two Avengers?" (WandaVision, S01E04)
• "Why hexagonal shape?" (WandaVision, S01E04)

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