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26. True Bromance (Dave, S02E03)

Honourable Mention

  • Tracking shot (Loki, S01E03)
  • Megan sings Des'ree's "You Gotta Be" (Genera+ion, S01E13)

Stray Observations

  • "Um…you don't have a book to explain to children what it's like in jail, do you?"
    "Oh, yeah. Absolutely. Not all in stock. But there's Visiting Daddy, that's a classic, The Night Dad Went to Jail, When Dad Was Away, What's Jail Mommy?, Prison Alphabet, that one's a coloring book, and then Missing Daddy. That's just what we have in the store. But I could order Let's Talk About Your Dad in Jail; Far Apart, Close in Heart; Waiting for Daddy; and Another New Dadless Year. I wouldn't recommend the last one." (Blindspotting, S01E02)
  • Dropkick Murphys' "I'm Shipping Up to Boston" ringtone (Kevin Can Fuck Himself, S01E01)
  • "Wait, this guy overdosed?"
    "Yeah."
    "But he was wearing a Patagonia vest.
    "Okay?"
    "Well, he could afford to shop at REI. He wasn't living on the street." (Kevin Can Fuck Himself, S01E02)
  • "When have I convinced anyone of anything? I just say words and nobody listens."
    "You got that boy to give himself head in middle school." (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S01E05)
  • "Me and Drew used to play for rival basketball teams. And we was both smashing this pretty, fine, young, chocolate thing. Mm, and we had no idea until she came to the game and started rooting for both of us."
    "Damn. What y'all do?"
    "I don't know what he did, but I caught crabs." (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S01E05)
  • "She mad y'all lost?"
    "I don't think she cares."
    "It's not like she could fuck you less, so…" (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S01E05)
  • "Were we Blades in that one?" (Rick and Morty, S05E01)
  • "Let's lick dicks." (Rick and Morty, S05E01)
  • "So time moves faster in there? It's like a Narnia thing?"
    "I'm not a beaver who believes in Jesus Christ, Morty." (Rick and Morty, S05E01)
  • "Police? A strange horny ocean man is on my lawn. Well, I don't see how that's relevant, but we're White." (Rick and Morty, S05E01)
  • Nintendo 69 (Rick and Morty, S05E01)
  • "Stop eating beignets like that." (Rick and Morty, S05E01)
  • "What is this place?"
    "The end, but also a beginning. Isn't every end a beginning?"
    "Stay back! I don't want your stripped down Sundance sci-fi bullshit." (Rick and Morty, S05E01)
  • "All I do is eat ass and 69 Nintendos, bro." (Rick and Morty, S05E01)
  • "Why did I clone myself genitals?" (Rick and Morty, S05E01)


(Rick and Morty, S05E01)

  • ♫: Hayley Kiyoko – "Demons" (Loki, S01E03)
  • "You don't know how to re-charge it."
    "Of course I do. You're not the only tech savvy Loki."
    "Don't ever call me that."
    "Tech savvy?"
    "No, a Loki." (Loki, S01E03)
  • "How about you? You're a prince. Must've been would-be princesses, or perhaps another prince."
    "A bit of both." (Loki, S01E03)
  • "You're not a serious man."
    "You're right. I'm a god."
    "You're a clown. You got drunk on the train."
    "I'm hedonistic. That's what I do."
    "I'm hedonistic. A lot more than you, I assure you. But never at the expense of the mission." (Loki, S01E03)
  • "I mean, this looks exactly how it did before. It's just now there's peanut butter."
    "Yeah, okay, that's why I told you to put olive oil first."
    "I didn't want to get the grease on my skin."
    "Grease on your skin? I got gum and peanut butter shoved up my ass."
    "All right, can we get…do this faster? Can I, like, just cut out the fucking hair with, like…?"
    "Chuck, you're not cutting my ass hair out."
    "Why? What do you need it for?"
    "I— Chuck, I don't know."
    "No one needs asshole hair. That's why women…go to their, uh…" (Dave, S02E03)
  • "Like, we're not gay, we're just, like…"
    "Rich, white, and ain't got shit else to do." (Dave, S02E03)
  • "You know why y'all like playing this little gay chicken game, right? 'Cause y'all ain't never had to deal with the consequences of the way y'all are. So y'all just run around this big-ass house looking for ways to flirt with some shit."
    "No, no, no. We're just— It's like— It's like bromance. Like a bromance movie."
    "You ever seen a Black bromance movie?"
    "Uh…"
    "Exactly."
    "Uh, Rush Hour?"
    "That's a Black dude and an Asian guy, bro."
    "Moonlight? What about Moonlight? Best Picture-winning Moonlight."
    "That wasn't a bromance movie. That was just a romance."
    "Why aren't there any Black bromance movies?"
    "I'm not about to unpack 400 years of Mandingo shit for y'all, too."
    "Bro, regardless, Black people, we gonna get judged, bro, if we're not winning championships or rapping about being the shit, period." (Dave, S02E03)
  • "Could it be, like, genital herpes, 'cause…"
    "It could. It-it could spread."
    "Is the anus a genital?"
    "It's his asshole." (Dave, S02E03)
  • "Man, I'll bet you this is where George Clooney got his titties done, come out looking like Batman." (Dave, S02E03)
  • "'We'll Always Have Paris' is sophisticated and classy."
    "Do we really want to be dancing in a fake version of a city known for snobs and bombings?" (Genera+ion, S01E12)
  • ♫: Becky and the Birds – "Do U Miss Me" (Genera+ion, S01E12)
  • ♫: Shea Diamond – "I Am America" (Genera+ion, S01E13)
  • Mythic Quest Season Grade: C
  • "What's the primary directive?"
    "Don't neglect the clitoris." (Betty, S02E03)
  • "There's absolutely no reason for there to be gold leaf in a soup."
    "I know, right? Who's the chef, Rick Ross?"
    "Rick Ross. ♫ M-m-m-Maybach meatballs. ♫" (Betty, S02E03)
  • ♫: Crisaunt – "Skater Shawty" (Betty, S02E03)
  • The Choe Show Season Grade: B

Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: The Underground Railroad
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: Girls5eva

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