28. Insider Trading (I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson, S02E03)
Honourable Mention
- Blues Brother (I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson, S02E04)
Stray Observations
- Blake Anderson (Blindspotting, S01E04)
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"I would say we could hit up that diner by the Fox, but they turned it into an arcade now. They got these wack-ass bowling alleys with these, like, weird, tiny balls."
"Bocce."
"Bocce? Where's that at?" (Blindspotting, S01E04) - "Let's find you a gig, my nig." (Blindspotting, S01E04)
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"Those Zen Diagram meditation checks seem to be coming slow in the mail. How were your dates?"
"Also slow males." (Blindspotting, S01E04) -
"You let him watch Reservoir Dogs?"
"Isn't it a nature doc?"
"The nature of man."
"You know, he just kept crying and saying, 'Don't take my ear!'" (Blindspotting, S01E04) -
"Nobody cares how I'm driving. We're in Vermont."
"Live free or die, right?"
"That's New Hampshire."
"Same thing." (Kevin Can Fuck Himself, S01E04) - "Mother Nature has enlisted the help of four young adults from each major ethnicity." (Rick and Morty, S05E03)
- "Great. My little brother's dating a phase four superhero." (Rick and Morty, S05E03)
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"Do you have any good memories?"
"Just one, really." (Loki, S01E05) - Thanos-copter (Loki, S01E05)
- Throg (Loki, S01E05)
- Polybius (Loki, S01E05)
- Ecto Cooler (Loki, S01E05)
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"All that time, I really believed we were the good guys."
"Annihilating entire realities, orphaning little girls, classic hero stuff." (Loki, S01E05) - ♫: Gata – "Check Up" (Dave, S02E05)
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"'I am Queens Boulevard!' Do you get that?"
"Nah. It sounds like a corny Broadway, though."
"A corny Broadway? It's a… Do Black people watch Entourage?"
(Dave, S02E05)
(Dave, S02E05)
- Justice Smith's penis (Genera+ion, S01E16)
- ♫: San Holo – "bb u ok?" (Genera+ion, S01E16)
- Genera+ion Season Grade: C
- ♫: Aska Matsumiya – "Dream Together" (Betty, S02E05)
- Coffin Flop (I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson, S02E01)
(I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson, S02E01)
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"What are sloppy steaks?"
"It's a steak with water dumped on it. It's really, really good." (I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson, S02E02) - ♫: Ezra Koenig – "Dangerous Knife [The Night Is a Knife]" (I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson, S02E02)
- calicocutpants.com (I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson, S02E04)
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"So what happens if you try to buy the pants on that website?"
"They all say they're out of stock. That also makes it seem like it's a hot item. It's the same thing Supreme does, wouldn't you agree?" (I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson, S02E04) - "Don't send me videos of loud wrestlers!" (I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson, S02E04)
- "Oh, my God. Johnny Carson just fucking hit me." (I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson, S02E05)
- "She drank diarrhea!" (I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson, S02E05)
- "Do you understand the tables are my corn?" (I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson, S02E06)
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"What does she do?"
"Tables!"
"But how is tables a job?" (I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson, S02E06) - "That's right, girls. Start packing on those pounds. The only doll that poops, then lies about it doesn't have farts in her head anymore." (I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson, S02E06)
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"We were joking around again, sir. And it went too far. Just like it always does. Someone always gets hurt. Just like when I almost killed myself when Julie gave me chode jeans."
"What?"
"Like when I turned 45, and I said, 'No gag gifts,' and Julie gave me chode jeans and I almost killed myself."
"What are cho jeans?"
"Chode jeans. They're jeans for a chode. A size 54 waist, 10-inch legs, fucking junk." (I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson, S02E06) - "I had Chloe. She was really cool. She stood outside the bathroom and assured me no one could hear the splashes." (I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson, S02E06)
- "A couple of years ago, I ordered my wife a Sybian." (I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson, S02E06)
- "Sometimes I put my dad in JibJab videos so he's alive again. I showed it to my mom. She said, 'Where is he? This is so boring.' I go, 'Mom, it's not real. It's a JibJab.'" (I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson, S02E06)
- I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson Season Grade: B
Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: The Underground Railroad
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: Girls5eva