Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

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45. Still unfallen but about to fall (The Love Trap, S01E01)

Honourable Mention

  • Beulr (Shark Tank, S13E05)

Stray Observations

  • "What is it with you and this damn gun? You almost look like you dating it."
    "Oh, this saved my mother from an abusive relationship. Watched over me countless nights crossing enemy territory. Shit. sealed countless deals. This ain't a gat. It's family." (BMF, S01E06)
  • "Poverty is not a scapegoat for immorality." (BMF, S01E06)
  • "That rat sets one foot inside this building, I'll punch him in the nose, okay?"
    "Well, I think that's the grown-up solution that keeps everyone happy." (Succession, S03E03)


Ratioed (Succession, S03E03)

  • "Should I give 'em something?"
    "Yeah."
    "Fuck the patriarchy!" (Succession, S03E03)
  • "I've always been self-conscious about my wrists."
    "You have normal wrists."
    "Thanks, that is very nice of you to say. You have some nice wrists yourself." (Succession, S03E03)
  • "I'm gonna need to give it back."
    "No, no, no, no. It has your patina now."
    "No, I don't have patina." (Succession, S03E03)
  • Ziwe (Succession, S03E03)
  • "Mondale's not well. Mondale's unsettled." (Succession, S03E03)
  • ♫: Nirvana – "Rape Me" (Succession, S03E03)
  • Kendall giving the peace sign (Succession, S03E03)
  • "You would have to say it's accurate."
    "Yeah, accurate like Oswald was accurate." (Succession, S03E03)
  • "It's a Times New Roman firing squad." (Succession, S03E03)
  • "I would like some consideration. I would like some suck-suck on my dicky-dick."
    "Same. I'm feeling brutally un-suck-sucked right now." (Succession, S03E03)
  • "I never figured you for a faggot." (Succession, S03E03)
  • "Paranoid Kendroid" (Succession, S03E03)
  • "I'm-a embrace it, Kelly Rowland." (Insecure, S05E02)
  • "Oh, girl. I had to get out the house. My roommate and her man be fuckin' too loud. My roommate is my mama, and her man is my daddy." (Insecure, S05E02)
  • "I rework trap songs for the Lord." (Insecure, S05E02)
  • ♫: "Jesus Gang" (Insecure, S05E02)
  • "Yeah, I don't know how you show perseverance without lowriders." (Insecure, S05E02)
  • "Girl, I could never be friends with somebody whose dick I've seen." (Insecure, S05E02)
  • "You know, I saw him when we had beach day at the church. Jesus, be a thigh." (Insecure, S05E02)
  • "Uhh, bitch, have you lost your mind? Dasani?" (Insecure, S05E02)
  • "Fuck. I'm all cryin' in your mouth." (Insecure, S05E02)
  • Dylan O'Brien and the Entrails (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E02)
  • "Pee before you leave. That's my credo." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E02)
  • "So let's just agree to disagree."
    "No, I don't agree to disagree. I disagree to disagree." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E02)
  • ♫: The Presidents of the United States of America – "Peaches" (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E02)
  • "I started a restaurant where you can sit and eat a meal with your dog next to you outside. First of its kind."
    "You didn't start the first one. I see people sitting outdoor…"
    "Show me one place. Name one, name one other restaurant that does that, where you can bring your dog outside."
    "Burger King." (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E02)
  • "So what's your little guy's name?"
    "Oh. Oh, uh, Dumpster."
    "Dumpster? Right. 'Cause you found him…"
    "Found him in a dumpster!" (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S11E02)
  • Y: The Last Man Season Grade: C
  • "Junior, you like cross-country, right?"
    "What?"
    "You're not just doing it 'cause I want you to?"
    "No. No."
    'Cause I wouldn't want that. You gotta do it 'cause you love it. I wanna hear it."
    "I love cross-country." (Chucky, S01E04)
  • "The world's gonna be better off without her. Just one less little vicious Karen on training wheels." (Chucky, S01E04)
  • "From the minute I first saw you, you know, I couldn't stand your fucking face. I don't know. Maybe I'm just projecting." (Chucky, S01E04)


(Chucky, S01E04)

  • "And I hate Linda Tripp."
    "I know that's right!" (American Crime Story, S03E09)
  • "You think I liked moving to California, where I've never seen so many people who smile while they hate you…?" (American Crime Story, S03E09)
  • "H-he raped her."
    "We can't be cluttering the report with all the various sexual experiences from his past."
    "So, should we not put her in the report at all?"
    "It can be an appendix if you want. Put her in a footnote." (American Crime Story, S03E09)
  • "My God, this flat Earth nonsense."
    "After years of being ridiculed for our beliefs, it's so nice to have someone on our side that's a respected scientist and not just a respected NBA player." (Inside Job, S01E06)
  • "Did I tell you guys about my RPG tournament in high school? It was…"
    "High-stakes Elder Scrolls." (Inside Job, S01E06)
  • "They got guns?"
    "They're adult men who still use chat rooms. Of course they have guns." (Inside Job, S01E06)
  • "All right, Glenn, the best way to prove you're not fat is to kill people." (Inside Job, S01E06)
  • "Harold, YouTube and Joe Rogan are lying for your money and attention. Most conspiracies are just capitalism." (Inside Job, S01E06)
  • Marilyn Manson (Inside Job, S01E07)
  • "No! Reagan! I loved her, and she fell in garbage and exploded." (Inside Job, S01E07)
  • "Whoa, look out, Michelangelo. A cyberbully. On fleek."
    "Whoa, Leo's TikTok is deadass lit!"
    "Jesus, they're still making these?"
    "Yaass, Krang!" (Inside Job, S01E08)
  • "And I'll replant the American flag."
    "Brett, that's a flag of Rasta Garfield."
    "Damn it, CafePress." (Inside Job, S01E08)
  • "Thanks, bros. Sacrificing yourself to the state is bae." (Inside Job, S01E09)
  • "You are acting cheugy right now, Reagan." (Inside Job, S01E09)
  • "I don't think any of you even know what my damn last name is."
    "I wanna say 'Luigi'?" (Inside Job, S01E09)
  • "Bear-o is supposed to make Reagan happy."
    "I'm not unhappy, Bear-o. I'm just… How do you explain resting bitch face to a robot?" (Inside Job, S01E10)
  • "Why don't you go to homecoming with a book?"
    "Literacy burn. Nice!" (Inside Job, S01E10)
  • "Glenn, if I look down, you better not have a war boner right now."
    "He's got one. I'm boner height." (Inside Job, S01E10)
  • Inside Job Season Grade: C
  • "Are we there yet? Because if we don't stop soon, I'm gonna pee in my Nalgene." (Fairfax, S01E01)
  • "Welcome to Schwimmer's, Dale, the dopest deli on Fairfax."
    "Awesome. What's good here?"
    "Nothing. They got a 'B' rating, and everything's, like, $40." (Fairfax, S01E01)
  • "No disrespect, Phyllis, but Guns N' Roses sucked ass."
    "No, sir, they ate pussy, and lots of it! ♫ Sha-na-na-na-na-na-knees, knees! ♫" (Fairfax, S01E01)
  • "All right, so a drop is… How do I put this in Caucasian?" (Fairfax, S01E01)
  • "What's so special about Latrine?"
    "Bro, it's the holy grail of streetwear. They make everything from hoodies to fire extinguishers."
    "So, like an expensive Walmart." (Fairfax, S01E01)
  • "Sorry about your drone, Tru."
    "Untitled Shit Project, shelved once again." (Fairfax, S01E01)
  • "That's right, I googled her. A-And Benny. What about Travis Scott, a.k.a. Cactus Jack, a.k.a. Jacques Bermon Webster II? Yep, googled him, too. And Truman, I'm sorry, I fell asleep after googling Travis, but the point is, the only way you're gonna become a world-renowned filmmaker is by taking a risk." (Fairfax, S01E01)
  • "Never underestimate the power of a galbi fart." (Fairfax, S01E01)
  • "My life is over. I'm never gonna be an influencer and all my friends hate me."
    "Oh, your life ain't over, honey. You're white. You're gonna get a million second chances."
    "Well, I-I don't know how to piggyback off that." (Fairfax, S01E01)
  • "What the hell are you doing? I haven't talked on the phone since the fourth grade." (Fairfax, S01E01)

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