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12. Tenacious D (Minx, S01E01)

Honourable Mention

Stray Observations

  • Jerry West sex scene (Winning Time, S01E02)
  • "You ever had a blow job with champagne in her mouth? You're going to love it." (Winning Time, S01E02)
  • "Hey, why don't y'all hit me with a business plan? Then, we can see what's what."
    "We-we just told you the business plan. People's gonna eat ice and give us money." (Winning Time, S01E02)
  • "What you readin'? Good book?"
    [Nigger: An Autobiography by Dick Gregory] (Winning Time, S01E02)
  • [car sex]
    "Hoo… Come on. Church about to let out." (Winning Time, S01E02)
  • "I'm not with her for her body! That's the difference between you and me."
    "Oh yeah, that's right. You think about her soul! Well, quiet as it's kept…I fucked that, too." (Winning Time, S01E02)
  • "Damn! You look like our girl down there!" (Winning Time, S01E02)
  • "I thought I could waltz in here and spend my way to victory, have a grand old time along the way. But you got me thinkin' about what I really needed. I need to cut your heart out." (Winning Time, S01E02)
  • "Please come in here with me."
    "I can't. I can't fuck with antique malls and all those energies in there. It's dangerous for somebody like me."
    "Okay, Theresa Caputo." (Better Things, S05E04)
  • "I hope you all enjoyed hang gliding over Los Angeles. Now did any of you notice Ellen DeGeneres smiling at the top of Runyon? That was added digitally. The smile, I mean." (Mr. Mayor, S02E01)
  • "Fine, you can keep Jayden, but are you also gonna fight me on the dude with a sugar glider in his desk?"
    "If you mean Leslie and Deputy Zoomer, it's a service sugar glider." (Mr. Mayor, S02E01)
  • "Absolutely not. I already announced it to the L.A. press. Do you have any idea how savagely Americana at Brand Memes will come for me?" (Mr. Mayor, S02E01)
  • "Hey, Jayden, you seen my daughter?"
    "Yes. She's beautiful, sir."
    "What?" (Mr. Mayor, S02E01)
  • "Conciliatory egg?" (Mr. Mayor, S02E01)
  • </South Park, S25>
  • "Who is bleeding in my house?" (Snowfall, S05E05)
  • "Can't be too careful around blood lately. A nurse at the hospital, she caught HIV from a patient. Can you imagine getting HIV without the fun?" (Snowfall, S05E05)
  • "I used to have this fantasy as a girl. A guy goes down on me, after I've just knocked his teeth out. I always thought it was a bit weird, so I hid it. I never told anyone. But I don't hide anymore." (Snowfall, S05E05)
  • "Oso, man. He gon…he gon' stuff you." (Snowfall, S05E05)
  • "So, we're up in Lake Havasu, and we're shooting these two chicks for the cover of Asian Asses…" (Minx, S01E01)
  • "There is an eye-opening section on vulvas, page 93." (Minx, S01E01)
  • "Guys, am I draping my pen¡s over the fire pole or…?" (Minx, S01E01)
  • "People like me, we don't discuss…vaginal lubricant."
    "Don't be such a snob. The world does not begin and end in Pasadena." (Minx, S01E02)
  • "Yes, but our pen¡s is for political purposes, okay?" (Minx, S01E02)
  • "Oh, my god. I could have done anything with my life. I did quite well on the GRE." (Minx, S01E02)
  • "Clubs are a gas. JP Getty and I used to make love on the golf course at Maidstone."
    "Mm. And I love mingling with the colonizers." (Minx, S01E02)
  • "Oh, my god. Your lives seem so fun. All I do with my mouth is yell." (Minx, S01E02)
  • "A little bird has told us that you've got it in for Stede Bonnet. So do we."
    "He broke my nose jar, and one of his crew murdered my favorite husband."
    "I didn't follow any of that." (Our Flag Means Death, S01E07)
  • </DMZ, S01>
  • John Turturro and Christopher Walken (Severance, S01E06)
  • "You never smile at me."
    "He's right, Mark. You are sparing with the facial encouragements." (Severance, S01E06)
  • ♫: Central Cee – "Loading" (Top Boy, S04E05)
  • </Top Boy, S04>

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