3. Dr. K (Paul T. Goldman, S01E04)
Honourable Mention
- Cholo Dominik (WWE Raw, 09 Jan 23)
- Bugs, maggots, and roaches raining repeatedly on Kate and Cirie (The Traitors, S01E08)
Stray Observations
- "Dang, can you blink? Is this one of those stranger things? What's your favorite song, Gregory?!" (Abbott Elementary, S02E12)
- "Your Hotmail account is very brave, Mr. Eddie." (Abbott Elementary, S02E12)
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"Well, what about the collard greens I planted?"
"That was spinach, which is not an easy mistake to make." (Abbott Elementary, S02E12) -
"Gregory, why would you sow secretly? Why would you prune privately? Why would you cull clandestinely, hidden hoe-ing and whatnot?"
"Are you done?"
"Barbara, hit him one more time."
"Why would you be tight-lipped about tilling?" (Abbott Elementary, S02E12) - "Look, my mom and sister used to fight all the time, and I would mediate. I was both the crisis negotiator and the hostage. I was Jack Bauer and Jack Bauer." (Abbott Elementary, S02E12)
- "And if I pick up his back-up first, like a Black woman on The Voice, he has no chance of winning." (Abbott Elementary, S02E12)
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"Do you two want to watch Toy Story tomorrow?"
"Which one? I can't do 3 again." (Abbott Elementary, S02E12) - "You look like you're trying to mute a smile." (Abbott Elementary, S02E12)
- "Hey! Hey! Relax. This is designer." (Abbott Elementary, S02E12)
- "Shame to see my queens fight." (Abbott Elementary, S02E12)
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"Mr. Eddie, I accidentally dropped my seed into my mouth and then I accidentally ate it. Am I going to have a lemon tree grow inside my belly?"
"Well, let's think about it. Did you also swallow a wet paper towel?"
"Yes."
"Alright, let's go to the nurse." (Abbott Elementary, S02E12) - "♪ You've got a friend in me / You've got a friend in me / Just reme… ♪ I don't… I don't know the rest of the lyrics." (Abbott Elementary, S02E12)
- </The Traitors, S01>
- "She has no brain! I am not dissing her. She has no brain." (Velma, S01E01)
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"I can't get banned for your thoughts on South Asian desserts again."
"I know, it's okay. Like the dessert course at an Indian restaurant, just forget it." (Velma, S01E02) - "According to TV, it's morally okay to deal drսgs if your life is just kind of crappy. Like, your kid's sick, you're a widow with a mortgage, you have to live on a lake in Missouri." (Velma, S01E02)
- "Oh, God, he looks like Hitler! And not just because we compare everyone to Hitler these days." (Velma, S01E02)
- ♫: Unidentified song at 6:03 (BMF, S02E02)
- "Mail Order Guns!!" (BMF, S02E02)