11. Curb Your Judaism (History of the World: Part II, S01E02)

Honourable Mention

• The Yalta Conference (History of the World: Part II, S01E05)
• Benjamin Bratt reciting the bridge to "Hook" by Blues Traveler (Poker Face, S01E10)
• Waffle House (Saturday Night Live, S48E16)

Stray Observations

• "Don't give Jesus my credit." (Abbott Elementary, S02E18)
• "Please be in because I just bought a new SodaStream."
  "Oh, sick. I have a surplus of CO₂ cartridges. …Not what you think." (Abbott Elementary, S02E18)
• "Nothing good has ever come from nerds whispering." (Abbott Elementary, S02E18)
• "Tyrese Maxey is my hall pass." (Abbott Elementary, S02E18)
• "Nobody plays Drought? It's the most award-winning independent board game out." (Abbott Elementary, S02E18)
• "I know keeping those kids off the pipe is only a small piece of what we do." (Abbott Elementary, S02E18)
• "Frankie a ho, and hos make money. I like money, Todd." (Snowfall, S06E04)
• "Todd, nigga?" (Snowfall, S06E04)
• Hook (Poker Face, S01E10)
• </Poker Face, S01>
• "Stephen Douglas' dick hole!" (History of the World: Part II, S01E01)
• "No, we're the harmonizin' R&B group, Bolsheviks II Mensheviks. ♪ I'll make borscht for you ♪" (History of the World: Part II, S01E03)
• "I'll start a Kugel invite, okay?" (History of the World: Part II, S01E03)
• "Don't worry, I know CCCPR!" (History of the World: Part II, S01E04)
• "I think the only move here is to get back on Harriet's train and go to Canada, learn manners, get healthcare, pretend we like poutine."
  "Oh, I can't! I can't pretend I like lukewarm cheese curds." (History of the World: Part II, S01E05)
• "Have you been watching anything good recently?"
  "Oh, I've been, uh, binging campfires."
  "Mm."
  "You?"
  "I tried watching rivers, but I just couldn't get into 'em." (History of the World: Part II, S01E06)
• "♪ Give cash, give cash / Or you can go to Hell and burn the fսck up ♪" (History of the World: Part II, S01E06)
• "I think, respectfully, you need to, uh, pick up your accent, mate. You're from Nazareth."
  "Mm, no. I'm from North Carolina. Nobody told me that when I signed up for this, I had to have a Liverpoolian accent!" (History of the World: Part II, S01E07)
• Mini The State reunion (History of the World: Part II, S01E08)
• "Hey, is that mole on your face moving around?"
  "What mole?" (History of the World: Part II, S01E08)
• Blake Griffin as Muhammad Ali (History of the World: Part II, S01E08)
• "Wow. Jesus is bussin'!" (History of the World: Part II, S01E08)
• "Can I have a piece of cake before I go?"
  Marla Gibbs: "Fսck you." (History of the World: Part II, S01E08)
• "I am Joot." (History of the World: Part II, S01E08)
• </History of the World: Part II, S01>
• "From now on, you go to school, you go to soccer practice, and then you come home. Nothing else."
  "I'm going to Japanese Breakfast next week."
  "Well, it looks like you're gonna have to eat it at home."
  "It's a band, asshole."
  "Well, with an ironic name like that, they must be fantastic."
  "They fucking are. " (Shrinking, S01E08)
• "Leave this right here for you."
  "Thank you, brother. You can take that thing back and split it right down the middle." (BMF, S02E09)
• "You so hell-bent on revenge that you gonna go kill the only bitch that loved your Black ass?"
  "Don't call her no bitch!"
  "Well, she's a dead bitch now." (BMF, S02E09)
• "I thought that Charles was building a shed for you. But instead he was patching up your damn dry-ass walls." (BMF, S02E09)

(BMF, S02E09)

• "So what are you gonna do, just pick this old broccoli head-ass boy over me? How could you not see that I've always loved you? I mean, I married you, and it wasn't to help this old string bean head-ass boy over here. He's not worthy of you. Yeah, he's tall, but he is goofy. Look at this bok choy body."
  "Bok choy— Hey, man, stop comparing me to vegetables. Look, I'm not about to just stand here and let you continue to disrespect me with your Potato Head-looking ass."
  "No, not a good got man. I taught you better than that." (Grand Crew, S02E02)
• "Could be a bigger turnout, but…it's a start. 'Big things have small beginnings.' – David, played by Michael Fassbender in Prometheus." (Party Down, S03E03)

(Party Down, S03E03)