14. Traffic Altercation (Saturday Night Live, S48E16)

Stray Observations

• ♫: Sharon Van Etten – "Seventeen" (Yellowjackets, S02E01)
• ♫: Papa Roach – "Last Resort" (Yellowjackets, S02E01)
• "Here's the thing. Here's what you have to understand. I've smoked horse." (Succession, S04E01)
• "Jess, find them a journalist to burn with cigarettes while they wait." (Succession, S04E01)
• "The Disgusting Brothers on motherfucking tour!"
  "Shh."
  "We just did it."
  "What do you mean you did it?"
  "She's a firecracker, man. She's crunchy peanut butter." (Succession, S04E01)
• "My tummy's got more knots in it than Wayne's World 1 and 2 smooshed together." (Ted Lasso, S03E03)
• "When I was a boy, I played in Zava boots, I slept in Zava boots, I made love for the first time to Zava boots."
  "Think you mean 'in Zava boots.'"
  "No." (Ted Lasso, S03E03)
• "Jamie, don't you think that coming from you that's a little bit ironic?"
  "I weren't being ironic, I was being hypocritical. That's it."
  "Is that right? Yes or no?"
  "Yes."
  "So that was actually ironic." (Ted Lasso, S03E03)
• "Good afternoon. There is an electricity today at Nelson Road, and the cause of all this excitement goes by one name: Zava."
  "Like Pelé, if every letter was different." (Ted Lasso, S03E03)
• "What do you get when you combine one of Hugh Jackman's finest film roles with a fancy-pants New York City getaway?"
  "Jean Valjean Catskills?" (Ted Lasso, S03E03)
• ♫: Psychedelic Alien Language Rock Music (The Mandalorian, S03E05)
• </South Park, S26>
• </Party Down, S03>
• "That was in middle school. We're different people now."
  "No! I'm the same person I was. I don't want a new mom, I love Blu Cantrell, and I still have an AOL email address!" (Grand Crew, S02E05)
• "Me and you, we ain't friends. Okay?"
  "Baka."
  "Baka? Really? You throwing around anime words, and you probably don't even know the big three."
  "Like hell I don't. [scoffs] One Piece, Bleach, Naruto."
  "Mm, Naruto is my jam."
  "Mine too, but Kabuto has more of an interesting journey throughout the series."
  "So you just one of them dudes that has hot takes just to seem different."
  "Well, yeah."
  "If that was really the case, then you would know that Naruto and Kabuto are both trash. Kaguya is the real deal." (Grand Crew, S02E05)