23. Wedding Photo (I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson, S03E05)

Honourable Mention

• Lil Dicky and Brad Pitt communicating silently (Dave, S03E10)
• Eggman Game (I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson, S03E02)

Stray Observations

• "And we should…we should, uh, Czechoslovakia it. You know? We should make it all lovely velvet, parting of the ways." (Succession, S04E10)
• "New Jess, New Jess." (Succession, S04E10)
• "More fucking hanging than a dictator's birthday." (Succession, S04E10)
• "You grabbed the crown and pushed me out, so I don't know why I'm the cunt here."
  "Cunt is as cunt does."
  "Oh, amazing. Wow, Cicero on the, on the wheels of steel." (Succession, S04E10)
• "Sometimes, I feel like every fish in the city is the same piece of Xeroxed branzino." (Succession, S04E10)
• "Because, frankly, the margins on this thing are just so creamy that I, I honestly would feel like a terrible shit…"
  "Are you hearing this?"
  "Creamy margins." (Succession, S04E10)
• "Pics or it didn't happen." (Succession, S04E10)
• "There's no bad sharks in Bim, baby. They're North Atlantic."
  "Well, they can commute. All the seas, in case you didn't know this, are connected." (Succession, S04E10)
• "Did he…?"
  "Yeah." (Succession, S04E10)
• "After which all unstickered items will be pooled and distributed in reverse alphabetical order, other than those stickered by the, uh, second tier, excuse me, uh, bereaved." (Succession, S04E10)
• "I have some pretty cool stuff coming in, like a cow print couch." (Succession, S04E10)
• "We're, uh, really excited how this long distance thing can, uh, add another dimension, you know, to…"
  "Yeah, add a little spice, you know?"
  "Yeah."
  "That's hot."
  "As we, you know, get deeper into the marriage."
  "Yeah, that's sexy. They call it the second-week itch, I believe." (Succession, S04E10)
• "You like pancakes and waffles and you kiss guys on Molly. You're not the…heart of darkness. You're…you're a grilled cheese with a sucked dick." (Succession, S04E10)
• "I love you. I… Really, I love you, but I cannot fucking stomach you." (Succession, S04E10)
• "I'm the eldest boy!" (Succession, S04E10)
• "I'm just saying what Dad said."
  "Well, don't say it, you fucking cuck."
  "They are a pair of randos. One is a buy-in. The other is half Rava, half some filing-cabinet guy, right?" (Succession, S04E10)
• </Succession, S04>
• Nat? (Yellowjackets, S02E09)
• </Yellowjackets, S02>
• "Oh, wow." (Barry, S04E08)
• </Barry, S04>
• "Oh, shut up, Thierry Henry." (Ted Lasso, S03E12)
• "It don't make sense! Two years ago, we played so bad, we had to drop down from the Premier League to a lower league that was called…"
  "The Championship."
  "See, that don't make sense. Now, this year, we played so well, we qualified to get into another league, and that one's called…"
  "The Champions League."
  "Entirely different league, pretty much the same name, though. That don't make sense. And now y'all are tellin' me that to get into the 'Champions League,' you can finish as low as…"
  "Fourth place. That don't make no sense! Why?"
  "Money." (Ted Lasso, S03E12)
• "I never know how to react when a white guy does the running man in front of everyone." (Ted Lasso, S03E12)
• "Wicked."
  "Kinky boots." (Ted Lasso, S03E12)

RT: this is maybe the ugliest shot i've ever seen on any tv show (Ted Lasso, S03E12)

• </Ted Lasso, S03>
• Watching the Succession finale (Platonic, S01E04)
• Brad Pitt (Dave, S03E10)
• "He's a white Chinese." (Dave, S03E10)
• Brad Pitt's Chinese accent (Dave, S03E10)
• "What's up, brother? I-I call everyone 'brother.'" (Dave, S03E10)
• "And I said, like, don't change the diaper in front of us, 'cause I hate seeing the baby vagina. 'Cause, like, I don't want to look at it and think, like, do I have attraction or not?" (Dave, S03E10)
• Dave's reaction when GaTa gets the gun (Dave, S03E10)
• Drake (Dave, S03E10)
• ♫: Lil Dicky – "Song with Drake" (Dave, S03E10)
• </Dave, S03>
• "Help! My nachos!" (The Other Two, S03E06)
• "Sorry, so this, this goo is homosexual?"
  "The goo is homosexual." (The Other Two, S03E06)
• "I'm so sorry. She's just having a really hard time. But I promise, if you'd met her 30, 31 years ago, you'd have really loved her." (The Other Two, S03E06)
• "I wish my dad were alive to see Globby." (The Other Two, S03E06)
• "I'm basically just traveling the world with Simu Liu." (The Other Two, S03E06)
• "Okay, okay. Uh, this person is gay."
  "Ellen! Uh, NPH! Uh, Ben Platt!" (The Other Two, S03E06)
• "Uh, this queen is full star."
  "Ben Platt! NPH! Uh, Ellen." (The Other Two, S03E06)
• "God Hates Globs"
  "Snot Is Straight" (The Other Two, S03E06)
• "Disney does suck. What was cut?"
  "Uh… My glob, um…sucked the other glob's dick?" (The Other Two, S03E06)
• ♫: The MIDI Mafia – "I Hope Your Hear Me" (The Other Two, S03E06)
• "Inheritances are tragedies. They always end badly." (Drops of God, S01E08)
• </Drops of God, S01>
• "Before you make your decision, I just want you to know, I believe Carlos is a ho." (I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson, S03E01)
• "I'm gonna fucking kill you, Driving Crooner!" (I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson, S03E01)
• "Now I got a car stuck in my ponytail and I'm fucked!" (I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson, S03E02)
• "Did anyone get hurt?"
  "[sigh] Kim Kardashian's head fell off." (I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson, S03E03)
• "Hey! What the hell's going on?"
  "This guy's trying to start a pay-it-forward chain."
  [tires squealing]
  "55 burgers, 55 fries…" (I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson, S03E03)
• "You talking shit about me?"
  "What? No."
  "What were you talking about? Were you really talking about sex?"
  "Yeah, fingering." (I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson, S03E04)
• "I'm sorry, guys. I can't remember the words. I know it's something about his cock goes in the dog, he fucks the dog, and then the dog's dinner is his cum." (I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson, S03E06)
• "Now comes the time of the night when I face the wall and give you guys a chance to jack off." (I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson, S03E06)
• ♫: Edouard Antoine Robert Algayon, Leyla Bouria, and Virginie Peraldi – "I'll Be Waiting for Your Love" (I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson, S03E06)
• </I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson, S03>