38. Karaoke with co-workers (Dreaming Whilst Black, S01E01)
Stray Observations
- "And in interests, you've missed a comma between 'cooking' and 'dogs.'" (Dreaming Whilst Black, S01E01)
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"I'm kind of struggling to choose a film, so I'm just wondering what you might go for."
"Uh… I don't know. I guess it depends who I'm dating."
"Oh, anyone. Literally anyone. Like, doesn't matter what she looks like."
"No, I mean what she's into."
"She's, um, a Sagittarius. Um, she likes…spicy food. She, you know, loves that, actually. She's very, um…vibrant. Uh, and kind of changes her hairstyle a lot. You know…dem kinda tings."
"Oh, she's black!"
"She is, actually. Yes. Yeah."
"Right! So you want black film suggestions?"
"This is it, exactly. I'm kind of imagining something quite deep as well, so I've been googling, um, black Oscar films."
"Uh-huh."
"At the moment, I'm thinking Color Purple."
"Okay, um… It's a good film, but I feel like for a first date you might want to choose something without rape?"
"Okay, no, probably…probably a good shout. Yeah, well, um, okay, what about, ooh, 12 Years a Slave?
"Bro, that's slavery and rape."
"What's Precious like?"
"Still a rape, bro."
"If you want a feel-good black film…Green Book." (Dreaming Whilst Black, S01E01) -
"Are you guys paying together, or…?"
"Nah, we're just black." (Dreaming Whilst Black, S01E01) - "Who is your guy? The ringer from your middle school play? Some less famous offspring of Marc Platt?" (Only Murders in the Building, S03E07)
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"This is not the first time Matthew has swooped in and stolen a role from me."
"For the millionth time, you would not have been a good Ferris Bueller. You were 41." (Only Murders in the Building, S03E07) -
"So, I-I think I understand the Constable, but I'm gonna need your help to become the Constable."
"Ah…"
"It's part of my process. When I did War Games, I taught myself to write code."
"Incredible."
"For my role in Election, I started teaching high school and dating some students."
"Okay…" (Only Murders in the Building, S03E07) -
"Jackie and Elora, y'all are gonna go in there and cut the phone lines, all right?
"I don't know what a phone line looks like."
"Do you?"
"Fuck no."
"I know what it looks like. I'll take that."
[pause]
"Cheese."
"What?"
"Buddy, you know how to spot a phone line, right?"
"Of course. I-I'm a gamer. I-I know cables."
"He knows cables. He's a gamer. All right, awesome. All right, so, Cheese will go with y'all." (Reservation Dogs, S03E08) -
"You first."
"Why me?"
"You're white." (Reservation Dogs, S03E08) -
"Can I help you?"
"Yes, actually. I am Mr. White. And this is… Mr. Br…"
"Don't say Brown." (Reservation Dogs, S03E08) - </Harley Quinn, S04>
- </Heels, S02>