You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself make K-Cup Pods.

"Father of All… Dark Roasts" and "Last Ride In" are terrible Green Day reference coffee names.

"Insomniac" was right there!

"Geek Drink Breath."

"Brain Stew / Caffeinated."

"Wake Me Up When September Blend."

"Grind of Your Life."