38. Swamp Things (American Sports Story: Aaron Hernandez, S01E02)

Stray Observations

• "Oh, they've really cleaned Shepherd's Market up. Used to be Brass City. People would pop out the office to grab a Pret sandwich and a blowjob." (Industry, S03E06)
• "Save this activist thing for Facebook."
  "Nobody's on Facebook, Markie." (English Teacher, S01E04)
• "I don't know, I just feel like when I was your guys' age, like… If we wanted to change something, we would do something about it, we would speak truth to power, you know?"
  "Like, about what?"
  "Like, we would protest, like, Bush getting re-elected. We were trying to get Kerry in office."
  "Did it work?"
  [pause] (English Teacher, S01E04)
• "Question: Is this for a grade?"
  "Just pass/fail, yeah, and as long as it's violent and heinous, it's a pass." (English Teacher, S01E04)
• "Think about it like this: You've worked your whole life to become a power bottom, now you get to be a power bottom with a gun."
  "You think I'm a bottom? After this whole week?" (English Teacher, S01E04)
• "You, no joke, have the most beautiful skin that I have ever seen in my entire life."
  "White girls always feel the need to say that." (Bad Monkey, S01E07)
• "Craig, how's your son?"
  "Oh, well, you know, he left college and moved back home. Turns out he's neurotypical. Just doesn't want to talk to us." (Bad Monkey, S01E07)
• "Ugh! It really warms the heart."
  "You don't have a heart."
  "Yes, I do. It's black. And it beats for you." (Agatha All Along, S01E01)
• "All right. Let's hit The Road. Okay. And this is not a car." (Agatha All Along, S01E02)
• "Hey! Where do you keep your jade eggs? I'm fresh out of marbles, and my pelvic floor is all over the place. Actually, you gals wanna go splitsies on one? Hmm? Anyone? Anyone? Sisterhood of the traveling Kegels?" (Agatha All Along, S01E02)