43. Chappell's Show (Saturday Night Live, S50E05)

Stray Observations

• "Look, he's here now, and he's the talent, so let's pre-vis our happy faces and go tell the man we hate how much we love him." (The Franchise, S01E04)
• "Oh, he can be difficult. Believe. You know that time when we ordered takeaway and you assumed rice was included?" (The Franchise, S01E04)
• ♫: Third Eye Blind – "Graduate" (What We Do in the Shadows, S06E04)
• "Jordan loves me because I crush it, and you're all sitting around with your dicks in your hands."
  "Why not? It's our house." (What We Do in the Shadows, S06E04)
• "Plus, that real estate girl I've been fucking, she told me Staten Island, it's the new Bushwick." (What We Do in the Shadows, S06E04)
• "Nandor couldn't make me a vampire, and I can't make him a janitor." (What We Do in the Shadows, S06E04)
• "Lester, I have urgent business, so I need you to take over. Now, I trust you completely, but just know if you get anything wrong, I will destroy you. [pause] What? All he does is let in murderers." (Only Murders in the Building, S04E10)
• </Only Murders in the Building, S04>
• "Don't steal her struggle." (Agatha All Along, S01E08)
• "Agatha, am I killing this boy so my brother can live?"
  "No, Billy. Sometimes…boys die." (Agatha All Along, S01E08)
• </Agatha All Along, S01>
• "Do you really not know who we are?"
  "Well, give me a hint."
  "It's a movie, starts with a J."
  "Jumanji! No, that doesn't make any sense. Um, Jennifer's Body."
  "What?" (Abbott Elementary, S04E04)
• Ash Wednesday costume (Abbott Elementary, S04E04)
• "Next up, we have Grace Jones with a sword!"
  "I'm Blade, bitch." (Abbott Elementary, S04E04)
• </Like a Dragon: Yakuza, S01>