46. Father Daughter Dance (Landman, S01E01)

Stray Observations

• "Oh my God! He's sitting in my fucking chair. Oh, that's it, mother. In she goes. Un-fucking-believable. The moment that lady's cheeks made contact with the canvas, a way of life ended." (The Franchise, S01E07)
• "I've seen this before."
  "Yes, I've seen this before too. Sean is possessed by a demon."
  "Oh, I thought you meant you'd seen Sean's basement before." (What We Do in the Shadows, S06E07)
• "My friend Sean here, he had a demon in him and his possession has sent him into, what they call in the medical profession, a real fucking shitstorm."
  "We all have WebMD now, don't we? Well, it wasn't a heart attack, if that's what you're referring to. The technical term is a non-ST elevation myocardial infarction."
  "Did he say 'fuck Sean'?"
  "I did not say that." (What We Do in the Shadows, S06E07)
• "Koreans are the most fun Asians." (Interior Chinatown, S01E01)
• ♫: James Carr – "The Dark End of the Street" (Interior Chinatown, S01E04)
• "Deodorant? Why'd you even book this? Asians don't use deodorant. We smell good all the time." (Interior Chinatown, S01E08)
• "Oh, we can't throw it away. We're Asian. We don't waste—" (Interior Chinatown, S01E08)
• "So you're just a full-time artist now?"
  "The term is mangaka." (Interior Chinatown, S01E09)
• "Mike's gonna pay for this. No one appropriates Chinese culture other than me." (Interior Chinatown, S01E09)
• "I've been doing digging through all these corporate records and HBWC is registered as Hulu, Black and White Corporation."
  "Hulu?"
  "Yeah."
  "What is a Hulu?"
  "Hulu is a type of container in Mandarin."
  "Container for what?"
  "For people."
  "Whoever these Hulu fucks are, they're the ones controlling your story." (Interior Chinatown, S01E10)
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• "And I will watch that movie. What's the name of it again? Donald… Donald Ducko?"
  "Yes, that is the FBI mob informant movie I told you about." (A Man on the Inside, S01E04)
• "Look at this. If I want new salt shakers, the company makes me fill out a form like applying for a mortgage."
  "Thanks, Obama."
  "Oh no. You were serious." (A Man on the Inside, S01E06)
• </A Man on the Inside, S01>