“The Professor had injected himself with papaverine in his hotel room before coming to give the lecture, and deliberately wore loose clothes (hence the track-suit) to make it possible to exhibit the results. He stepped around the podium, and pulled h…
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Man Now Regrets All-Potato Stunt Diet
Tuesday was a bad day. Voigt really wanted a pickle. He soaked a potato in pickle juice. And then he ate the potato.
• Man Now Regrets All-Potato Stunt Diet
One day’s meal was composed of [instant potatoes] for breakfast, [three small bags of ch…
Sick, touchy Elmo returns to Times Square
“Five dollars! Five dollars!” the dirty impostor shouted as he swiped at a tourist’s camera with his dirty red paw. “No five dollars, no picture of Elmo.”
“It’s a free country. Don’t touch me,” said Amanda Kelly-Knox, 36, as she angr…