“I was trying out the Kinect Dance Central game and I was getting hot so I took off my clothee. I had no idea that the game was going to take A BUNCH OF PICTURES OF ME WHILE DANCING WITH NO CLOTHES ON!!! I can go back and look at these pictures but H…
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a memoir of the famous brindley lecture
“The Professor had injected himself with papaverine in his hotel room before coming to give the lecture, and deliberately wore loose clothes (hence the track-suit) to make it possible to exhibit the results. He stepped around the podium, and pulled h…
Man Now Regrets All-Potato Stunt Diet
Tuesday was a bad day. Voigt really wanted a pickle. He soaked a potato in pickle juice. And then he ate the potato.
• Man Now Regrets All-Potato Stunt Diet
One day’s meal was composed of [instant potatoes] for breakfast, [three small bags of ch…
Sick, touchy Elmo returns to Times Square
“Five dollars! Five dollars!” the dirty impostor shouted as he swiped at a tourist’s camera with his dirty red paw. “No five dollars, no picture of Elmo.”
“It’s a free country. Don’t touch me,” said Amanda Kelly-Knox, 36, as she angr…