22. Hold the door (Game of Thrones, S06E05)
Honourable Mention
- "Stuck on the Toilet" Song (Bob's Burgers, S06E19)
- Louis and Gene's Chinese Polite Fight (Fresh Off the Boat, S02E24)
- Jessica and Gene's Chinese Polite Fight (Fresh Off the Boat, S02E24)
- Ceejai Rocks Jenna's Face (The Real World, S31E12)
Stray Observations
- "Mom! Don't eat the shoulder cheese!" (Bob's Burgers, S06E18)
- Smash cut to a penis (Game of Thrones, S06E05)
(Game of Thrones, S06E05)
RT: This is the first thing said to Hodor when Hodor first appears on GAME OF THRONES. (Game of Thrones, S06E05)
- "Ain't nobody want to live in a world without girl-on-girl action and ground beef." (The Carmichael Show, S02E12)
- "Just to be clear, if I turn on the parental control setting, I can block the lesbians and still stream Ellen?" (The Carmichael Show, S02E12)
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"I hate this stupid toilet that Felix put in here. It doesn't even have a seat!"
"It's Swiss."
"It's like a really nice prison toilet." (Bob's Burgers, S06E19) - "I'm not dying. I'm just getting my butt skin ripped off so I can be in a magazine." (Bob's Burgers, S06E19)
- "Bob got stuck on a toilet and all I got was a great slice of pizza from Jimmy Pesto's" shirt (Bob's Burgers, S06E19)
- Bob's Burgers Season Grade: C
- The Burp King of Westchester! (Preacher, S01E01)
- The sales employees playing lacrosse (Silicon Valley, S03E05)
- "It really hurts to roll my eyes." (Veep, S05E05)
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"Ain't no challenge been invited Jonah Ryan can't do."
"Ice bucket challenge. You backed out of that."
"Ice bucket challenge can suck my dick."
"Well, it did raise a lot of awareness for whatever ALS is." (Veep, S05E05) - Square One Television (Fresh Off the Boat, S02E24)
- "Eddie, here's the thing: We all want Alison to say the punchline to the crack joke. Alison wants to say the punchline to the crack joke." (Fresh Off the Boat, S02E24)
- "It's a Chinese polite fight. You're never supposed to give in." (Fresh Off the Boat, S02E24)
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"We recorded a more age-appropriate program for you to watch."
[Mama's Family opening credits]
"Ah-ha! Those hayseeds!" (Fresh Off the Boat, S02E24) -
"You said 'yes'?"
"In the middle of a Chinese polite fight?!" (Fresh Off the Boat, S02E24) - "Who knows what my life could have become? Maybe we would have sat next to my mullet at the restaurant." (Fresh Off the Boat, S02E24)
- "I'm just glad he [Chris Rock] doesn't do lame Asian jokes." (Fresh Off the Boat, S02E24)
- "The Browns are leaving Cleveland." – well-played slow play (Fresh Off the Boat, S02E24)
- RT: "Much wobbling in the '95-'97 zone in this one…Cleveland Browns '95, Bring the Pain '96, Backstreet Boys got famous… (Fresh Off the Boat, S02E24)
- Fresh Off the Boat Season Grade: B-
- The Night Manager Season Grade: C
(Lady Dynamite, S01E06)
- "You know what deflation is? Ambition just leaving your body." (Lady Dynamite, S01E06)
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"It's chapter two in my book – Keepin' It Carol, Carol Simples."
"Oh, that's fun that you didn't go with the obvious pun."
"What do you mean?"
"Keepin' It Simples."
"Oh, my God! I left it on the table. Shit! Fuck! What am I gonna do with all those fucking mugs?"
[…]
"It is a calendar for ladies called a 'palendar.'"
"You didn't go for 'galendar'?"
"[straining] What in the shiiiiiiiit, Carrrooolll!" (Lady Dynamite, S01E08)
Adrian Zmed (Lady Dynamite, S01E08)
- Apple's "1984" ad? Apple's "1984" ad (Lady Dynamite, S01E10)
- Lady Dynamite Season Grade: C-
The New AR™TV World Drama Champion: Game of Thrones
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