Gilbert Arenas had the words "Change We Believe In" tattooed onto the fingers of his left hand in cursive writing.

Arenas has "change" written on the outside of his index finger; "we" on the inside of his middle finger; "believe" on the inside of his ring finger; and "in" on the inside of his pinky and "44" on the outside of his pinky. [source]

The inside of his left shocker now reads "we in."

According to a "media measurement service" I stumbled upon, Adam Riff™'s key demo is underage Hispanic mothers.

Hey, mamacitas!

I saw a poster for a Latinos-like-Christmas-too film and tried to picture an Asian one.

It would be like a 90-minute ad for Las Vegas.

National Rampoon's Christmas Vegas Vacation.

January opens with The Unborn and closes with The Uninvited, two horror flicks about girls with chimerical siblings, one who wants to live and one who died.

Who did Jon Chu blow to get his name featured so prominently?

If Captain EO is any indication, Step Up 3D will [insert your opinion of Captain EO].

Animated television idea: Stimpy and the Brain.

Animated television idea: Pinky and the Ren.

"Gee, Ren, what do you want to do tonight?"
"Pinky, you eeediot!"

Children's television idea: Chip 'n Dale: Power Rangers.

Animated television idea: Eek! Aaahh!!! KaBlam!.

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