I was walking to class today when I saw a guy wearing a t-shirt that had a doodle of a tennis player on the front and "lifekike" printed underneath.


It was one of the most awkward t-shirts I've ever seen, probably because it had the word "kike" on it.

I'm all for free speech, but there's something about the k-word that makes me feel uncomfortable. Now, before you start calling me a Jew slut (which I guess I am), let me explain. I think "kike," more so than any other bad word, still troubles me because it isn't used very much, not that it should, but you just don't see fratboys calling their studious non-athletic peers "kikes" or Evan and Jaron singing about getting wasted with their "kikes." People like me haven't yet been desensitized to the word "kike," and I think it's high time America does something about it.

Speaking of bad words, we need some new ones. Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, nigger, and faggot no longer have the punch that they used to.

Claudine once suggested "buddha" as a new bad word and actually used it for a while. I never had the heart to tell her that it was a buddha idea.

I tried thinking up some new bad words, but they either ended up sounding too much like old ones or simply lacked the guttural sound necessary to be a good bad word.

I did come upon one winner though: "chode." CHODE! Chodeface. Chodehead. Chodesucker. Chode for brains. Chode off. Go chode yourself. Chode, chode, chode. Man, I love this word.

Okay, off to the Warped Tour at USC. Whoo!

Three links for the road:
go • bonzai kitten
go • error 404 – document not found
go • testicles of famous people

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