Ever have one of the moments when you're taking a test that you studied endlessly for and your mind just goes blank on a question? It's really annoying. Ladies and gentlemen, I am now one non-cumulative blue book final and a 10-page paper away from…
Date Archives June 2001
They're called "boobs," Ed.
Big up to Henry Freedland (at least I think it's him) for linking this shithole to his website and actually using the adjective "hella" in the link. Whoo!
Ass of 2000
Whoa. Has it been a year already? A year to this day, in fact. June 5, 2000: the day the whole world went away. "Jon, I am deeply hurt by what you did. You betrayed me." What would transpire in the days to come turned…
Premature Infatuation
Britney wasn't there.
Away Message
John Malkovich was born in Evanston, Illinois. Radiohead's new record Amnesiac and the WWF Wrestlemania X-Seven DVD hit stores on Tuesday. Okay, I'm off to the Shrine Auditorium to attend the 2001 MTV Movie Awards (yes, I got tickets). If you catch the show on…
Mutually Assured Destruction
Fuck me. It's June already. One more year closer to responsibility. My brother is graduating from elementary school in two weeks. Can you believe it? I am so old. I am an 18-year-old Asian boy who doesn't know how to use chopsticks. I despise graduation….