Howard the Geek

It's my daddy's birthday. Whoo!

I was at work today and this guy called in. "My roommate's a faggot and I don't want to live with him." Such subtlety.

Win Ben Stein's Money is at UCLA this week, taping 10 episodes for its two-week-long "back to school challenge" in front of Royce Hall. Ex-host Jimmy Kimmel returns just for this particular series. Another reason why my school is better than yours.

I want to get my hair cut like the singer of Alien Ant Farm. You know, a shaved head with a thin wedge perpendicular to the eyebrows cut out, or what Jord calls "the Ad Rock." [sigh] I'm so unfortunately typical.

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