Okay, I had a terrific insightful post written up and then my computer crashed. Fuck that. Here's what I remember from my original post:

I discovered today that the current top terms visitors use to find my page in a Google search are "fuck yu men," "toronto sluts," and "fucking wives." Whoo. My site has become an internet whorehouse.

Want more? Get me XP or OS X so I don't have to deal with this ME bullshit anymore. Fuck fuck fuck!

Linkin pork:
go • easymate
go • "feels like" forecast
go • first twins
go • international center for bathroom etiquette
go • international trepanation advocacy group