Stephen Jay Gould and Luke

One night, a fat black homeless guy is rummaging through a dumpster when he finds a magic lamp. Naturally, he rubs it, "it" referring to the lamp. Out pops a genie.

"You have released me. I shall now grant you three wishes."

"Three wishes? Aight. I wanna be white, skinny, and surrounded by pussy all the time."

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