The word "fuck" does not begin to describe how pissed off I am at Velcrocox for messing with my site yesterday, but I don't wanna talk about them today. This is a special post. Last year, I came up with an idea for a big…
Date Archives November 2001
Tired of Sects
How do like them apples? The giant post in the pipeline is near completion. I'm on the 143rd and final edit and I guarantee that it WILL be posted tomorrow. On Tuesday November 6, the internet world will never be the same. Whoo! Pre-show entertainment:…
Spaghetti, Fettucinni, and Veal
Wow. Three shitty posts in a row. I'm sorry, mother, but I have something giant in the pipeline that's taking longer than expected to complete. It's a good week for Fox television. World Series game 7 tonight = ratings orgasm. Tuesday, the twelfth annual Simpsons…
Cellar Door
Who's the freak now? Midterms: over. Double movie bill: over. Hung over. Whoo. Goat Punishment (a.k.a. Weezer) plays the Viper Room on November 6, 7, and 8. Yes, I'm available. No, I'm not 21. Fuck. L.A. and Orange County's only new rock alternative KROQ added…
La Scorcha
Goddammit. I wanted to upload a haha funny mp3 to share, but Geocities won't let me because apparently, mp3 is an "invalid file type." What…the…fuck. I can't believe I pay $10 a month for this kind of service. I need to find my site a…
The Persistence of Irrelevance
Chicks Don't Dig Me. Only on Telcobox would this be a revelation. Writes Scudco: I was thinking mostly about my bad luck with society, mainly girls. I was thinking for a long time about why I find it impossible for me to get girls to…