son of a gun, son of a bitch, gettin' paid, gettin' rich

"it's gonna getcha"

Heil Seinfeld!

Where does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog. I thought his penis got smaller as his body got whiter, but apparently, he went and shrunk another body part.

My reaction to a camera panning up from her feet to her head: "Yes…yes…yes…NO!!!" The nose ruins everything. That, and her refusal to be shown naked on television.

Katy says the crooked nose adds to his "rugged charm." I say that it looks like he has a miniature penis planted between his eyes…and it hangs to the right!

Was Owen Wilson dropped on his face as a baby?

She only allows herself to be photographed on her left side. Like it makes a difference…

Aaron: All your insults and your curses make me feel like I'm not a person.
Jon: Oh grow up.

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