Heil Seinfeld!

Where does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog. I thought his penis got smaller as his body got whiter, but apparently, he went and shrunk another body part.

My reaction to a camera panning up from her feet to her head: "Yes…yes…yes…NO!!!" The nose ruins everything. That, and her refusal to be shown naked on television.

Katy says the crooked nose adds to his "rugged charm." I say that it looks like he has a miniature penis planted between his eyes…and it hangs to the right!

Was Owen Wilson dropped on his face as a baby?

She only allows herself to be photographed on her left side. Like it makes a difference…