I think they should rename my classes Neck Pain 106B, Coma 10B and Alzheimer's 130A.
Note to self: never register for a 9:00 AM film class again. So far in my German film history class, we've had 27 film screenings, and I've yet to stay awake through a single one, even on eight hours of sleep. Despite my best efforts to keep my eyes open sitting in a cushioned seat of a darkened movie theater at 9:00 AM, my eyelids always win out, and I end up uncomfortably dozing in and out of consciousness. Today in class, I came to, saw that I had drooled all over myself, and passed out again. [sigh] My parents are paying good money so I can drool on myself.