"shiny turbulence" Wednesday night was Entertainment Night here at school. The UCLA Alumni Association invited alumni with careers in the entertainment industry to sit at tables and field questions from students making the rounds. The event wasn't particularly life-changing, but I did get to harass…
Date Archives March 2002
arizona stand
"Au + H2O" "the end" by the doors plays Jon: [looking in a motel bathroom mirror] I've been around this block twice looking for something…a clue. I've been looking for clues and something led me back here…yeah…so here I am. Coulda been me who was…
sinners in the pants of an angry god
"we're not worthy" previously on adamriff.com… Rory: I'm in Arizona. Rory: I got kicked outta WankerCounty Jord's house. Jord: Get outta my fuckin' driveway! Jord: …so then this van coming down the road just swerves and BOOM hits him straight on as he's turning around….
teri yakimoto
"mr. desoto" My mom went to Japan yesterday. Before leaving, she called me to ask if I wanted anything from across the sea. I knew exactly what I wanted. I want one of the costumes the Beastie Boys wore in their video for "Intergalactic." Pop-Up…
big and mighty was king kong, but not as hard as my morning dong
"zuckerbaby" Diamondbacks beat the Yankees. Patriots beat the Rams. Now somebody please beat Duke. It's March. I can feel the madness setting in, and you can be sure this one's definitely NOT for North Carolina. I know it's easy to hate Duke, but I've thought…
ambition makes you look pretty ugly
"you don't remember" Anthony: All's quiet on the western front. Not much to report, not much to do. Hornblower was buried yesterday in his hometown and Jon…he's still locked up in Arizona. Free the west Mesa one! Haha. Anyway, the nation's leaders have encouraged America…