I woke up today and found a porno movie outside my door.

The box says: "If raunchy backyard bangin' pumps your nads… well hold on to your huckleberries 'cause these kissin' cousins are the nastiest sluts east of the Mississippi."

West of the Mississippi, of course, we have the Bush twins.

Don't attack Iraq.

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