I was at Jack in the Box today and needed to use the restroom.
Inside, I saw two empty pant legs moving around in a closed stall. I stepped in front of a urinal and unzipped. As I was peeing, I heard a black man talking, presumably from within the closed stall.
"I can't believe this! Shittin' my pants! I haven't done that since I was a baby! 90 degrees out there and I'm walkin' around with shit in my pants! God-DAMN! [pause] Say, who am I talking to?"