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Eminem has more Oscars than Martin Scorsese.

Up until this year, David Arquette held the World Heavyweight Championship more times than Chris Benoit.

Grambo of Royal Oak, MI:
—I've got a memo for Lakers PF "Hot" Karl Malone … hey douchebag, how does it feel to know that Darko Milicic has more NBA championship rings than you?

This Friday, I'll have more bachelor's degrees than Jon.