Oreos and Beef Ramen

Never thought I'd let a rumor ruin my moonlight…

Well somebody told me
You had a boyfriend
Who looks like a girlfriend
That I had in February of last year
It's not confidential
I've got potential
A rushin', a rushin' around

What the fuck is he singing about? The lyrics are ridiculous.

There. I said it.

reporting from: nor cal

on Live 105 after the DJ played "Caring Is Creepy" by The Shins off the Garden State soundtrack:
Journalist: Star Wars ruined [Natalie Portman] for me. Garden State redeemed her.
John McCrea of Cake: In her defense, it's kind of hard to play a princess from a far away galaxy.

San Francisco's Live 105 is my favorite commercial radio station. PD Sean Demery and MD Aaron Axelsen do a swell job putting together radio that's (relatively) creative and interesting. Few major market stations would ever play Adam Freeland, Calexico and Lyrics Born alongside Breaking Benjamin and Slipknot with the occasional Love and Rockets song thrown in.

I particularly like the station's nightly "Five Minutes of Radiohead" and its Tuesday afternoon "ADD Music Hour" during which the DJ plays 90-second clips of new music and identifies artist and song title for each.

I first heard Eminem when Axelsen played "My Name Is" uncensored on his Saturday night electronica and hip-hop program.

I remember when Pavement's "Shady Lane" was Live 105's number one most requested song of the day.

I could discuss radio for hours, but I'll stop here.

My brother asked me to buy him a bunch of Lance Armstrong wristbands so he could sell them at school and profit off this lame fashion trend (no offense, Clint).

Reebok should sell red Magic Johnson Live Unnaturally Longer wristbands.

my brother's friend Richard:
—Winston, you left your Chinese school homework at my house. Here. I finished mine and was bored, so I did yours for you.

Unbelievable. Only 14 years old and he has his own bitch.

Today, I venture up the left coast to Seattle, WA and (I hope) Vancouver, BC. I can't wait to step outside the airport and inhale a large quantity of the Pacific Northwest's delightful air. I've waited a year for it to grace my lungs again.

If you think I'm crazy, visit Seattle and tell me the city doesn't have the most incredible air in America.

Seattle is Druidia and I'm a resident of Spaceball City.