I have never met Adam Riff. I corresponded with him via e-mail a couple of times a few years ago, but that's the extent of our relationship. He's a friend of Seth's whose name I appropriated.
So now then.
i met adam riff's mom the other day
my sister got married
and she was invited to the wedding
turns out adam riff's mom works w/ my sister… or used to rather
she said she's been to your website before
she said she googled her son once
and you were #1
how did you two get into discussing my website?
well… she asked about my involvement w/ the Oracle [we were both on the staff of our high school newspaper]
and how can one talk about the Oracle and not talk about you?
this development makes me a little uncomfortable
she seemed nice enough
didn't seem "easily offended" or anything