Money Shot

I decided in March that I wouldn't bother looking for a job until June so I could wait in line for Revenge of the Sith.

I've been exercising more and eating healthier lately to ensure that I don't die or get hospitalized before May 19.

To pass time, I considered temp jobs.

I found the following temp job listing on Craigslist:

Adult Film Project, No Nudity Required

Wizzard Entertainment is currently looking to cast the following:

— an older gentleman in his late 50s to 60s who can read and carry lines to play a priest.
— latin gentleman in his late 20s to 60s who can read and carry lines to play an Aztec priest.
— a chinese gentleman in his 20s to 30s who can speak and read english and carry lines.

Some adult film, eh?

Adam Robot: i like how they're all 'gentlemen'

Entries from Thom Yorke's joke book for kids:

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because he was a thoughtless automaton.

Two guys walk into a bar. The first guy says, "Hey, man, you kinda remind me of a robot." The second guy replies, "Yes. And that is why I control you."

Q: What is black, white, and red all over?
A: A slaughtered zebra.