The music that they constantly play, it says nothing to me about my life


J-Ram: the R. Kelly album?

Police Say Mother Injected Toddler With Feces

Well, folks, it was bound to happen, with our economy in the state it's in.

Yup, the local dollar store raised its prices (price?) and, consequently, its name.

I'm not sure I'd announce a storewide 25% price increase via a giant banner.

I felt like a douche bag paying for a sandwich with a $100 bill.

The Black Eyed Peas, Tony Yayo and The Bravery will perform at G-Phoria, "the mother of all video game award shows," on Wednesday July 27. The show, hosted by actor Wilmer Valderrama, will air on the G4 channel on Tuesday August 9.

The Bravery?

Upon hearing the news, The Killers promptly signed on to perform at the Teen Choice Awards.

I'm not sure being "the mother of all video game award shows" is very noteworthy, considering only one other video game award show exists.

Also: Why would you claim to have spawned the Spike TV Video Game Awards?

Fall 2005
Smart: Dave Eggers, Sarah Vowell, Daniel Handler (Lemony Snicket), Mike Doughty and the Transatlantic Orchestra in a benefit for 826 Seattle

Upright Citizens Brigade's A.S.S.S.S.C.A.T.: Improv

I Love The 80s: 3D