Strong, Black and Proud

LL Cool J will star in a remake of Fatal Attraction. Almost 18 years since the original was released, this version will have an urban twist.

Guys, what's the urban twist? Bill Plaschke!

Bill: Suge Knight plays Alex Forrest.

Jay: Alex boils a rabbit…and waffles.

Woody: Beth shoots Alex nine times but Alex survives.

Bob: R. Kelly wrote the screenplay.

Stranger Than Fiction
An IRS auditor (Will Ferrell) suddenly finds himself the subject of narration only he can hear: narration that begins to affect his entire life, from his work, to his love-interest, to his death.

Mark my words, the latter will be the best film of 2006.

Happy 22nd birthday to Adam Robot.

For you: Styrofoam Hummer.