Did you say "Massachusetts"?

I paid $60 for gas this weekend. 91 octane requirements &#151 the perks of driving a Lexus.

I heard "Nookie" by Limp Bizkit for the first time in years today on Channel 104.9, a Bay Area radio station that bills itself as "the new rock alternative" despite heavy rotation of Maroon 5 and Gwen Stefani.

I also heard "Take Me Out" by Franz Ferdinand immediately followed by a remix of "Take Me Out."

Normally, I prefer listening to Live 105, but Live 105's holding a "Coldplay Weekend," so like every other song is fuckin' Coldplay. Of all the bands…

Anyway, I never realized how strange the chorus of "Nookie" is until today.

"I did it all for the nookie, so you can take that cookie and stick it up your yeah!"

Who was Fred dating? Mrs. Fields? Why does he assume that his ex will have a cookie handy to stick up her yeah?

Also: A cookie?

"I'm so angry at you for sleeping around. Go stick a cookie up your yeah!"

Obviously, he simply needed a rhyme for "nookie." Why not, then, use a synonym for "intercourse" that would yield a more suitable rhyme?

"I did it all for the whoopee, so you can take that rupee and stick it up your yeah!"

Er, bad example. [pause] Here we go:

"I did it all for the sex, so you can take that video and post it on the internet!"

Happy birthday, Steven. You are the second-oldest person on my buddy list.