Nathan Rabin on Into The Blue:

Matt Johnson's atrocious script feels like a veritable encyclopedia of outdated slang, from "dawg" to "P. Diddy Juice" to the use of "cheddar" as a synonym for cash.

When Jessica Alba yells "Shut up you coke whore!" to Ashley Scott in the film's most unintentionally hilarious moment (among quite a few candidates), she sounds like a second grader only vaguely familiar with the term "coke whore."

Oh man… Now I have to see this.