Drink at the funeral, piss on the corpse

Undeveloped, I know, but I'm preoccupied with the holiday compilation.

Survivor: Skull Island.

Bruce actor

"The person who shoots the most giant bugs off Adrien Brody's body with a tommy gun wins reward. Wanna know what you're playing for?"

"Kong, you may choose one person to watch the sunset with you on the mountain ledge."

endurance challenge: hold on to a rotating fallen tree trunk
after an hour, the trunk begins tumbling

obstacle course challenge:
– outrun a brontosaurus stampede

– wade through a pond full of like likes (above)
– climb up vines
– grab a giant bat wing and glide down to the finish line

"I shoulda attended Stanford!"

Tribal Council

"The person voted out will be asked to leave the Tribal Council area immediately."

"The tribe has spoken."

"Wait, she's wearing the immunity necklace…"

The ESPN Effect
"I hate it. I hate that show [Around the Horn]. But I hear a cash register going off in my head when I do it."

If being elitist just means "not the stupidest motherfucker in the room" then yes, Im an elitist.

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