Lost in Translation

Previously on Adam Riff™: Each Thursday, I will recap the major plot developments from the previous night's episode of Lost.

2-13 "The Long Con"

Ana-Lucia: Gun.
Jin: Gun.
Jack: Gun.
Locke: Gun.
Sawyer: I got your tickets to gun show right here! Mwahahaha!
Jack: This is the equivalent of a coup d'etat!

Sawyer (to Kate): You…just got served.

Sawyer (to Charlie): Thanks, yo. I could not have pulled this off without you. The rain machine was a nice touch. [pause] Heroin?
Charlie: Naw. These days, I get high on embarrassing Locke.

Next week: Tag team action between Jack/Locke and Sawyer/Charlie.

Jin: YOU kidnapped my wife?
Charlie: Even though I'm worse than a beast, don't I have the right to live?

people who need to shut up: rape victims