The Industrious Prostitute

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If by "the press and polls" he means "ESPN," then yes.

Dear University of Michigan student section:

The Maize Rage? Are you kidding me?

Even arena football / major league soccer teams would reject that name.

To be fair, "The Izzone" isn't much better.

Academy Awards thoughts:

1. I could easily put together a montage of films highlighting why people patronize cinemas less nowadays.

2. The wives of all the winners should form a Joy Luck Club.

3. American Express? Whaaa? Oh you got me again, M. Night!

VH1's SuperGroup: Ted Nugent, Scott Ian (Anthrax), Sebastian Bach (Skid Row), Evan Seinfeld (Biohazard) and Jason Bonham (Foreigner), are poised to re-conquer the rock world in the ultimate musical experiment.

Viewers will see whether or not the band will come together as hard rock's saviors or simply implode.

My money's on "implode." I think the combination of Nugent and Bach's personalities will overwhelm the others.

No one can deny a bowl of melted butter!