With tired eyes, tired minds, tired souls, we slept

As Snakes on a Plane footage circulates the Internet, let us not forget the adult-themed parody of March of the Penguins written and directed by Bob Saget.

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JJ Sullinger: White tights?

Jonathan Modica's hometown is Smackover, AR.

Heard during the West Virginia vs. Southern Illinois game:
"Falker penetrates."

The player's full name is Randal Falker. Yes, his name is Randy Falker, like the joke in Meet the Fockers.

Another fun name: Adrian Tigert (pronounced "tiger-t").

No way Greg Brunner (left) was born in 1983. I mean, look at him, he's balding! He looks like he could be Matt Sylvester's (right) father.

Not shown on screen during the Washington vs. Illinois game: Jay Bilas' thunderous erection for Brandon Roy.

Mike Jensen out of context:

Coach patted me on the butt, looked me in the eyes and told me that he needed me. Right there, I didn't care about anything else in the world. [source]

[current mood | frustrated]
I expect a free throw clinic before the Gonzaga game, Bruins.