He would have made an excellent child molester

"This ain't no bank robbery!"

I could listen to Denzel Washington say that line all day long. I love how indignant he sounds.

If I had money, I'd pay Denzel to be my personal complainer.

"This ain't no baja chalupa!"

"That ain't no foul!"

"This ain't no history of philosophy!"

I mistakenly borrowed Sophie's Choice.

draw out the little annoyances that make college what it is

I've been reading a lot lately.

Syrup by Maxx Barry

Jennifer Government by Max Barry

Company by Max Barry

Be More Chill by Ned Vizzini

The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time by Mark Haddon

Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut

I'd elaborate if I enjoyed writing reviews.

i heard a rumor…

Game day nerrrrrves.