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Little known fact: New York City public schools employ affirmative action in selecting students for detention. The pasty redhead with cornrows evokes Ethan Suplee's character in The Butterfly Effect.

Previously on Adam Riff™: Locke: I need you to crawl through the vent in the pantry and push the mysterious button for me. Henry: Okay. 2-18 "Dave" Hurley: I'm so fat. Libby: No shit, Mandisa. How are you still so fuckin' fat? [Hurley reveals secret…

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I stopped watching The O.C. last fall, but I plan to tune back in April 20 when Anna and Theresa (from season one) return. Anyway, I caught a promo for Thursday night's episode in which Marissa, apparently, receives a large envelope from Berkeley. [pause] Only…

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Vince McMahon on Raw: In less than four weeks time, at Backlash, there's gonna be a tag team match, Shawn. It's gonna be you and your tag team partner: the good Lord Almighty. That's right. You and God versus me, Vincent Kennedy McMahon, and the…

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As seen on SFGate.com: Highlights of the story with comments in green: "In 1998 California voters approved the nation's first and only state law outlawing the killing of horses for human consumption." Well, aren't we progressive? "The three plants that operate in the United States…

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Man, the Pac-10 just cannot finish the job this year. C'est la vie. Texas and Florida though — it's a Bush family conspiracy. Looking ahead, the Bruins reportedly play an Ohio State Buckeye team with "the finest recruiting class of all time" featuring Greg Oden,…

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On the bright side, it wasn't 66-19.

the entrance of Triple H, the "king of kings," at WrestleMania 22

American television ratings for the week of March 20-26: 1. American Idol (Tuesday) 2. American Idol (Wednesday) 3. Desperate Housewives 4. CSI: Miami 5. 60 Minutes 6. Two and a Half Men 7. Deal or No Deal 8. The Unit 9. Grey's Anatomy 10. Lost…

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