I will treat you well, my sweet angel, so help me Jesus

Food Network has an unhealthy obsession with barbecue.

Sugar sculptures too…

Chris tipped me on WikiHow, my current Internet obsession.

How to Deal With Being in Prison
8. Recognize that nights are the worst. You will miss your family, and freedom. You will probably cry, so stifle it into your pillow so no one will hear.

If you can't find something entertaining on WikiHow, you're just not trying.

A few others I've enjoyed:
How to Deal With an Existential Crisis (ironic?)
How to Run Away From an Abusive Home
How to Forgive Someone Without Using Religion
How to Hatch Turkey Eggs in an Incubator
How to Appreciate a Soccer Game on TV
How to Be Thankful

During the dinner break for class tonight, I stopped by the campus aquatic center, where a swarm of children were swimming. I noticed that all of them wore goggles.

Nowadays, I need prescription goggles to see, but I never wore them as a child.

I'm tempted to cry "pussification of America."

+ The Blogofractal
+ This Show Makes No Sense
+ Ann Coulter hearts jam bands
+ The Statue of Liberation Through Christ