No "H"

Previously on Adam Riff™: I registered for two summer courses in technical writing at a local community college.

"Who would like to present first?"

I raised my hand.

"Okay, Josh."
"It's Jon."
"Jon. Sorry…"

ten minutes later:

"Why don't you read the next paragraph, Josh?"

I gave up bothering to correct her.

"Um… Resumés aren't double-spaced."

Working with the middle-aged Mexican lady in my group is a real struggle.

I don't think she's stupid, just hopelessly confused. I explained our assignment to her at least five times and she still didn't understand.

She also thinks my name is Michael.

"Michael, how you send file mail?"

I've dubbed her "Kyle XX."

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