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Quote of the week:

He looks like he's made of tribal tattoos.

— J-Ram on Michael Bay's variation on Megatron

King Dork by Frank Portman

Hey, I'm reading books again!

This bildungsroman with a Catcher in the Rye conceit didn't quite live up to its literary buzz for me.

The ending is particularly awkward.

Nice to see Portman write something other than Mr. T Experience songs though.

I caught a commercial for Firestorm: Last Stand at Yellowstone, presumably a made-for-television disaster movie involving a massive fire.

I couldn't help but laugh when I heard a character say, "It could burn clear across to the Pacific Ocean!"

That would be even more incredible than Sherman's March to the Sea.

Pop singer P!nk collaborated with NBC Sports to create the opening song for "NBC Sunday Night Football."

The song is set to the Joan Jett song, "I Hate Myself for Loving You," with new lyrics. [source]

Because nothing screams "football" like feminists.

Sing along!

All right Sunday Night where are you?
Just kicking back from the things that you do
You want the Big Game, we want it too!

Hey Jack it's a fact, the best show in town,
Sunday Night Football we ain't messing around
Al and John will make you crank up the sound

The NFL's best have come to play
For every fan there's just one thing left to say, ay, ay, ay

I've been waiting all day for Sunday Night
The tough get rough in a primetime fight
The last one standing gets to turn out the lights
Cause I been waiting all day for Sunday Night

Sunday Night Football on NBC
The only game that you have to see
Don't need a ticket, all you need's a TV
Cause the NFL rocks on NBC

"Al and John will make you crank up the sound." Crumbelievable…

Fall Out Boy, Panic! at the Disco, Marilyn Manson, Fiona Apple and She Wants Revenge will all appear on a special two-disc edition of the "Nightmare [Before Christmas]" soundtrack, contributing cover versions of songs featured in the film. [source]

As if chubby teenage girls needed any more reason to faun over the film.

Am I only one bored comatose by it?

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