Previously on Adam Riff™:
» I tried to picture duck sex in my head today and completely drew a blank.
» Why is a man in a turban holding a gun? The answer must lie in the text.
Eric: too little, too late
Yawn. No wonder nature shows never show ducks having sex.
Bobby:
basically [the text] means
have courage/faith like me
the guy in the pic is most likely udhan singh
a freedom fighter for india during british rule
him or bhagat singh
its basically some punjabi pride thing
So he's an Indian Che Guevara. Collared shirts and dress pants — very revolutionary.
Dobi: am i the only one who hears "you might get aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaids" in that new uno attack commercial?
No, no you are not.
I want to smack the histrionic Joey-Slotnick-ish dude who thinks he scammed the delivery guy in that new Pizza Hut commercial.
What I learned from commercials this week: Darrell Waltrip and Sasha Cohen wear Citizen Eco-Drive watches. Derek Jeter and Tom Brady wear Movado Series 800 watches.
The Cal football team has an offensive lineman named Alex Mack.
Joe Buck should play Agent Smith in a parody of The Matrix.
Tool released an album this year?